Destroying Our Relationship with Our Closest Ally to Own the Libs or Something

 August 27

Take your “Donroe Doctrine” and shove it.

The mockery and destruction of our closest relationship, not just in the Americas but in general, is not something a party that considers themselves “Pan-Americanism advocates” would ever promote.

We believe the United States should be a good neighbor; one that repairs the troubles of our past and builds towards a better future.

Instead, not only are we further straining our relationship with our closest neighbor and ally, but we are actively driving them into the arms of the European Union and away from us.

And to top it off, we are doing the whole “Gulf of America” thing to Lake Ontario, renaming it “Lake America.”

As a Great Laker myself, I have to finally ask:

Are you out your gourd? Are you doing this because you’re bored? Are you having a laugh?

What’s the end goal? What could possibly be the justification behind the self-destruction of everything the United States has built up positively, and the escalation of all the worst the United States has been?

The United States Pirate Party believes the United States should be a good neighbor. That’s not a complicated position, and that’s not something that we passively believe in.

It is essential to future generations in the New World that the United States reverses track. If we are to advocate for a Pan-American foreign policy, then we must call out when we are moving in the opposite direction.

We once referred to our current path as a “marathon in the wrong direction,” and nothing has changed to make that statement wrong.

We are still sprinting, and we’re doing it at a record pace.

H.O.M.E.S. is how we remember the Great Lakes: Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie and Superior.

If this name change goes through, we’ll need to remember S.H.A.M.E. instead, which is something in short supply in this administration.

We wholly condemn these childish attempts at… whatever this is. Whatever it is, it’s the opposite of what we want from the United States. It is the opposite of being a good neighbor.

How long until New Mexico is renamed to “New America?”

Enough is enough. This isn’t “making America great again.”

This is making América not trust us.

What kind of neighbors are we? What kind of neighbors do we want to be?