Through the Spyglass: May Day and the Hobo (May 1, 2025)
Hobos. Most people hear the word “hobo” and immediately have the same thing come to mind: Vagabond Tramp Scamp Bum Transient But, as…
Category: Editorial
Message in a Bottle #3 – Political Polygamy (March 23, 2025)
The following was a letter submitted by an anonymous Pirate supporter using the pseudonym “Forward Thoughts”, exploring the subject of “political polygamy”. This…
Through the Spyglass: Pirates for Water (March 5, 2025)
In 2006, the United States Pirate Party broke onto the scene as the second Pirate Party to form in the world, and the…
Message in a Bottle #2 – Choices, Choices (February 9, 2025)
The following was a letter submitted by an anonymous Pirate supporter using the pseudonym “Al Noneemus”, written in promotion United States Pirate Party…
Message in a Bottle #1 – A Letter from Pennsylvania (February 1, 2025)
The following was a letter submitted by a Pennsylvania Pirate using the pseudonym “Forward Thoughts”, written in promotion of the Pennsylvania Pirate Party,…
Through the Spyglass: MAGA flavored Imperialism (January 9, 2025)
The following statements are pieces taken from the United States Pirate Party platform: “A restructuring from a paradigm of United States dominance to…
Through the Spyglass: GO VERMIN GO! (October 29, 2024)
With Election Day being one week away, the United States Pirate Party would like to throw our full weight behind our endorsed candidate,…
On Former President Donald Trump’s Rally (July 14, 2024)
We, along with the majority of Americans, condemn this and all acts of political violence. We reject the rhetoric inciting violence. This is…
From your Vice Captain: Did we forget about Benjamin Franklin’s quote? (April 23, 2024)
Sad week in the waters! As a party we are facing some odd times considering our platform, platforms each individual member has and…
Through the Spyglass: Taxation is Mass Surveillance (June 17, 2023)
Death and taxes. It was Founding Father Benjamin Franklin who most famously called those the only two certainties in this world. Though this…